Fuck you.
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Are you available to cat sit this weekend? I just flea bombed my apartment and Coco had her kittens, so no need to worry about a surprise blood stain! (but I’m out of bleach).
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The abortion clinic was closed.
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Did you ever imagine that the panoptic nature of social feminine constructs would leave you coked out in a public restroom?
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<3