A rainbow clown wig
A giant wicker butterfly
A Wilson tennis racket [note: I do not play tennis]
A small postal scale
A CD by a band called “Gorky’s Zygotic Mynci”
An IBM computer that has not crashed in the last 15 minutes
A bottle of motherwort
A table painted to resemble a zebra, with the head missing
A small section of floor that has no clothes piled on it
My nose, with my eyes closed