1. America’s heartland
2. West of Manhattan
3. Farm-y
4. Dairy country
5. Cattle country
6. White people country
7. A place with an inexplicable tradition of carving celebrity busts out of butter
8. Where millennials leave to move to Manhattan
9. Where 40-somethings return to after moving to Manhattan, having children and realizing their parents won’t hand over apartment down payments
10. Where dreams die
11. Nice
12. Flat