1. “Leave it.”

2. “You are destroying the fabric of everything I hold dear.”

3. “I know you think the barking protects us, but you can let these people in. They will not kill your family.”

4. “Ow! that hurts.”

5. “He looks so harmless curled up asleep. I almost trust him to be left alone.”

6. “Leave it.”

7. “You pee over everything.”

8. “Do not grab that pussy!”

9. “How did this dog get in the house?!”

10. “Those teeth are really sharp.”

11. “Get your nose out of there! That part of my body does not concern you.”

12. “Who is the cutest little fluffy monster I know? Who wants a scratch behind their ears?”

13. “OK, let’s get you out of the house. Time to walk the streets!”

14. “Oh sure, when the alpha says it you listen.”

15. “Can someone please muzzle him?”

16. “I said leave it.”

17. “Hello. I am a constituent. I am calling to urge you to vote against repealing and replacing the Affordable Care Act.”

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Senator: 9, 15, 17
Puppy: 3, 4, 5, 10, 12,
Both: 1, 2, 6, 7, 8, 11, 13, 14, 16