Thoughts I’ve Had While Watching Intervention That Could Possibly Be Red Flags

Oh, she puts vodka in her fridge. I should try that.

I wonder where he bought that 2-gallon jug of wine.

Wow. Meth really helps you shed some pounds.

I wobble way more gracefully than he does.

So I guess it’s pretty much understood that you don’t have to kiss your johns on the lips. That’s a relief.

I could totally make trailer-living work.

This is so depressing. I need a drink.