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All posts tagged
alcohol
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February 18, 2025We Are Ending Our DEI Program at Four Loko
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January 3, 2025Local Alternatives to “California Sober”
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October 5, 2023Reviews of New Food: Eggo Brunch in a Jar Sippin’ Cream
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January 19, 2023Oh God, Someone Gave Me Whiskey Stones
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September 16, 2022Our Bar’s Nonalcoholic Drink Options
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August 5, 2022Our IPA Will Jam Your Face with Hops
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February 17, 2022The Best Alcoholic Beverages to Pair with Potty Training
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December 22, 2021Ten Things to Say Instead of “No Thanks, I Don’t Drink”
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June 10, 2021Reviews of New Food: High Noon Sun Sips
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April 7, 2021Beer Is Proof
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 21, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: Finding Win Ng
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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February 20, 2025Take Him Seriously, Not Literally