What the Corinthians Wrote Back to the Apostle Paul

“The kids are fine. Binky’s in her sophomore year in Cyprus, and Chip is interning with a large firm outside Alexandria.”

“Our doctor is convinced it’s evil spirits, but I say it’s the gout.”

“These middle-aged gentlemen have been performing music regularly. The primary singer is called Mick, while his accompanist is named Keith.”

“We’ve developed this new leather, see, and we’re trying to find a way to describe it to the general public. Maybe a gentleman with a resonant Latin voice would help?”