The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Devin Wallace
Devin Wallace is a current Brooklyn-based writer and future point guard for the New York Knicks, adult growth spurt pending.
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January 21, 2025Why Are People Leaving This City We’ve Made Impossible to Live In?
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October 3, 2024You Think Losing to Air Bud Is Bad, It’s Even Worse Being the Team That Beat Air Bud
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August 13, 2024This Publicly Funded Stadium Will Benefit Everyone Who Owns the Stadium
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February 2, 2024Our Digital Media Platform Will Revolutionize News and Is Also Shutting Down
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December 28, 2023Housing Should Be Affordable Except When I Sell My House for a Million Dollars
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June 6, 2023Our Lemonade Stand Is Powered by AI
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March 1, 2023Introducing the 15-Hour City
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October 26, 2022Our Bed and Breakfast Is the Perfect Place for You and Your Spouse to Fight on Vacation
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October 7, 2022How to Properly Celebrate Columbus Day
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October 4, 2022Timeline for Our Town’s Plan to Install a Single Traffic Light
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September 16, 2022Our Bar’s Nonalcoholic Drink Options
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August 25, 2022What Your Drama Club Musical Says About Your Director
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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