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Articles by
Devin Wallace
Devin Wallace is a current Brooklyn-based writer and future point guard for the New York Knicks, adult growth spurt pending.
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October 3, 2024You Think Losing to Air Bud Is Bad, It’s Even Worse Being the Team That Beat Air Bud
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August 13, 2024This Publicly Funded Stadium Will Benefit Everyone Who Owns the Stadium
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February 2, 2024Our Digital Media Platform Will Revolutionize News and Is Also Shutting Down
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December 28, 2023Housing Should Be Affordable Except When I Sell My House for a Million Dollars
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June 6, 2023Our Lemonade Stand Is Powered by AI
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March 1, 2023Introducing the 15-Hour City
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October 26, 2022Our Bed and Breakfast Is the Perfect Place for You and Your Spouse to Fight on Vacation
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October 7, 2022How to Properly Celebrate Columbus Day
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October 4, 2022Timeline for Our Town’s Plan to Install a Single Traffic Light
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September 16, 2022Our Bar’s Nonalcoholic Drink Options
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August 25, 2022What Your Drama Club Musical Says About Your Director
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July 13, 2022N.I.M.B.Y. Membership Application
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday