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Articles by
Devin Wallace
Devin Wallace is a current Brooklyn-based writer and future point guard for the New York Knicks, adult growth spurt pending.
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January 21, 2025Why Are People Leaving This City We’ve Made Impossible to Live In?
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October 3, 2024You Think Losing to Air Bud Is Bad, It’s Even Worse Being the Team That Beat Air Bud
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August 13, 2024This Publicly Funded Stadium Will Benefit Everyone Who Owns the Stadium
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February 2, 2024Our Digital Media Platform Will Revolutionize News and Is Also Shutting Down
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December 28, 2023Housing Should Be Affordable Except When I Sell My House for a Million Dollars
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June 6, 2023Our Lemonade Stand Is Powered by AI
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March 1, 2023Introducing the 15-Hour City
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October 26, 2022Our Bed and Breakfast Is the Perfect Place for You and Your Spouse to Fight on Vacation
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October 7, 2022How to Properly Celebrate Columbus Day
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October 4, 2022Timeline for Our Town’s Plan to Install a Single Traffic Light
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September 16, 2022Our Bar’s Nonalcoholic Drink Options
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August 25, 2022What Your Drama Club Musical Says About Your Director
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance
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March 31, 2025We Will No Longer Waste Taxpayer Money on Anything, Since Nothing Is Real
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club