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Devorah Blachor
Devorah Blachor is the author of The Feminist’s Guide to Raising a Little Princess. She also wrote the novels Farbissen and Fakakt but sadly never got around to writing Faklempt.
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March 11, 2025Let’s Save Western Civilization by Being Cruel Motherfuckers
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February 13, 2025Government Welfare Is Evil, Unless the Money Goes to the Wealthiest Man in the World
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December 2, 2024Template for Trump Supporters Outraged over Hunter Biden’s Pardon
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 22, 2024We Didn’t Vote for Kamala Harris Back in 2024, and Now We’re Stuck in This MAGA Work Camp on Mount Rushmore
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September 25, 2024I Am a Lady, and Donald Trump Is My Protector
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August 28, 2024Will Someone Please Help Me Slander Kamala Harris in a Way That Sticks?
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May 31, 2024“Why I Am Still Voting for Donald Trump” Mad Libs
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April 26, 2024What Your New York City Tourist Recommendation Says About You
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April 12, 2024Is Reinstating a Misogynist 1864 Law Bad for Our Brand?
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February 26, 2024Life Begins at Conception, Unless It’s an Election Year
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner
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March 27, 2025Scenes from the First Major League Baseball Game Featuring the New Robot Umpire, HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey