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Articles by
Devorah Blachor
Devorah Blachor is the author of The Feminist’s Guide to Raising a Little Princess. She also wrote the novels Farbissen and Fakakt but sadly never got around to writing Faklempt.
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 22, 2024We Didn’t Vote for Kamala Harris Back in 2024, and Now We’re Stuck in This MAGA Work Camp on Mount Rushmore
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September 25, 2024I Am a Lady, and Donald Trump Is My Protector
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August 28, 2024Will Someone Please Help Me Slander Kamala Harris in a Way That Sticks?
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May 31, 2024“Why I Am Still Voting for Donald Trump” Mad Libs
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April 26, 2024What Your New York City Tourist Recommendation Says About You
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April 12, 2024Is Reinstating a Misogynist 1864 Law Bad for Our Brand?
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February 26, 2024Life Begins at Conception, Unless It’s an Election Year
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January 22, 2024A Tribute to a Fallen Culture Warrior
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September 28, 2023A Template for Right-Wingers Upset with Taylor Swift
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August 28, 2023Let Me, a Man Accused of Sexual Harassment Against a Football Player, Explain Feminism to You
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires