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Homa Mojtabai
Homa Mojtabai is a Los Angeles-based writer and local government aficionado. You can read more of her work at homagod.com.
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March 18, 2019As a Muslim, I Feel So Loved and Supported
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January 21, 2019We Are Devoted to Racial Equality and Progress But Now Is Not the Right Time
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October 5, 2018We Are Building the Most Inclusive, Exclusive Colleges in America!
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August 24, 2018Ten Honest Yard Signs for Bicoastal Liberals
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May 9, 2018I Will Do Anything to End Homelessness Except Build More Homes
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March 3, 2017Regarding My Participation On Rumpelstiltskin’s Business Advisory Council
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March 23, 2016Tips From Your Boss to Help You Overcome Job Discrimination
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January 5, 2015Reasons You Were Not Promoted That Are Totally Unrelated to Gender
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January 23, 2014An Open Letter to the Men Who Ask Me Where I’m From as a Means of Initiating a Romance
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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