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adam-and-eve
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September 19, 2022If the Forbidden Fruit Were a Red Delicious Apple
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September 17, 2021Adam and Eve Decide Who Should Be in Charge of Childbirth
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September 29, 2020On the Seventh Day, God Created Parenting, and Then Parenting Created Coffee
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December 3, 2018God’s Game Development Notes
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October 22, 2018Adam and Eve Go Apple Picking
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January 4, 2018Recovered Voicemails from the Garden of Eden
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March 29, 2017Adam and Eve Learn of Their Nakedness
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June 2, 2015The Original Selfie
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September 4, 2014Eve the Foodie
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March 27, 2008On Behalf of Adam, Eve, and Humanity at Large
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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December 3, 2024Rules from Claire’s Employee Handbook
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December 2, 2024Template for Trump Supporters Outraged over Hunter Biden’s Pardon
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December 2, 2024As Executor of the Frère Jacques Estate, I’ve Been Appointed to Collect Royalties from Your Preschool
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November 29, 2024Famous Authors Lose Their Moms in Department Stores