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All posts tagged
breakfast
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April 22, 2024I Tried IHOP’s Sonic the Hedgehog Menu So You Don’t Have to, But I Wish You’d Help Out Once in a While
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January 24, 2024Reviews of New Food: Morningstar Farms Incogmeato Plant-Based Pancake & Sausage on a Stick
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August 31, 2023Reviews of New Food: Trader Joe’s Tiny Fruity Cuties
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June 7, 2017Don DeLillo’s Cereal Boxes
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April 7, 2017Suggested Activities for National Coffee Cake Day
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September 2, 2016I’ve Been Sent to Rescue You From This All-You-Can-Eat Brunch Buffet
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June 8, 2016Conquer Your Day With the Power of Breakfast!
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March 4, 2015Facepalm Pilot: Where Technology Meets Stupidity: Lose Weight Fast With These Cartoon Characters!
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August 29, 2013An Excerpt from Some Instructions to the New Guy Concerning the Preparation and Presentation of My French Toast, by Stanley Kubrick
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January 11, 2013An Open Letter to the Today Show
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 14, 2024An Open Letter from the Other Side of the World to the 50.2 Percent of Americans Who Probably Won’t Read This and the 48.1 Percent Who Might
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 22, 2024Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
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November 22, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Filmmaker and Musician Boots Riley
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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November 21, 2024I’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee