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centrists

March 13, 2025

Don’t Let the Fact That I Only Criticize Democrats and Always Defend Trump Confuse You—I’m an Independent Centrist

by Dash MacIntyre
July 11, 2024

The Independent Voter: An Ethnographic Study

by K.E. Flann
June 27, 2022

We Would Do Something, But Then We Wouldn’t Have the Power to Do Something, So We Can’t Do Something

by Mike Drucker
June 7, 2021

Just Because I’m a Democrat Doesn’t Mean I Believe in Something Crazy Like Guaranteeing Everyone the Right to Vote

by Bobbie Armstrong
May 12, 2021

I’m Skipping the Second Dose of the COVID Vaccine Because I’m an Insufferable Centrist

by Andy Spain
April 15, 2021

As a Centrist Democrat, I Ran on a Promise to Fix Killer Shower Clowns. But Now That I’m in Office, I Believe We Should Consider the Issue More Cautiously

by Nathan Spring
February 28, 2020

Mike Bloomberg Can Win This Election!

by Dan Caprera
February 5, 2020

I’ll Have to Vote For Trump Because the Democrats Are Too Liberal and Also Because I’m Possessed By the Demon Abaddon and His Army of Locusts

by Andrew Williams
January 28, 2020

Democrats Must Appeal to the Tiny Margin of People Who Voted for Trump and Might Be Open to Supporting a Moderate Democrat in 2020

by Susie Aquilina
November 19, 2019

I’m Pete Buttigieg, and After a Lot of Soul-Searching, I’ve Realized That I Am a Young Joe Biden

by Evan Allgood

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March 24, 2025

Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes

by Emily Greenberg and Cliff Mayotte
March 18, 2025

Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy

by Ryan Wolin
March 26, 2025

Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel

by Sara K. Runnels
March 25, 2025

The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat

by Agrim Joshi

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March 31, 2025

Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club

by Nathan Kamal
March 28, 2025

Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied

by Brett Olsen
March 28, 2025

Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu

by Ben Steere and Elizabeth Steere
March 27, 2025

We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples

by Ryan Abbott