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All posts tagged
concerts
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August 16, 2024Oh Dear God, We Forgot to Let P!nk Down
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March 26, 2024Terms and Conditions Under Which I Will Accompany You to a Live Musical Event
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February 9, 2024Middle-Aged Concertgoer Mad Libs
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June 2, 2023Our Seventh-Grade Band Concert Tickets Are Now for Sale on Live Nation
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September 14, 2022We’re Your Favorite Band from High School and This Is Our Final Goodbye Tour—for Real This Time
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February 21, 2020Strap In, Folks, Because a Jazz Band Is Setting Up in This Coffee Shop
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October 16, 2019Confusing Things For a DJ to Say
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January 16, 2017Parents, Please Attend This Virtual Kamasi Washington Concert!
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September 4, 2015An Open Letter to Bands That Invite Audiences to Sing Portions of Their Songs at Live Shows
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October 12, 2012An Open Letter to the Dude-Bros Who Yelled “U.S.A! U.S.A.!” at a Lynyrd Skynyrd Concert
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