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At Least Us Democrats Went Down Fighting Harder Than We Normally Do

Our Political Parties Have Totally Realigned

If I Emailed My Parents Like Democrats Email Me

We Would Do Something, But Then We Wouldn’t Have the Power to Do Something, So We Can’t Do Something

A Fundraising Email from the Galactic Senate Majority Leader

The Democratic Party’s Guide to Keeping Your Rights

Getting Rid of the Filibuster Will Put the Senate in the Terrible Position of Having to Pass Legislation

Just Because I’m a Democrat Doesn’t Mean I Believe in Something Crazy Like Guaranteeing Everyone the Right to Vote

As a Centrist Democrat, I Ran on a Promise to Fix Killer Shower Clowns. But Now That I’m in Office, I Believe We Should Consider the Issue More Cautiously

Well, We Did It: The Election Fixed the Racism Problem in This Country, So We Have Nothing Else to Do on That Front