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All posts tagged
drinking
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January 3, 2025Local Alternatives to “California Sober”
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February 23, 2024A Timeline of My Attempt to Drink a Beer on a Friday Night Before My Toddler Goes to Bed
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January 26, 2024Sublease Agreement for Stanley Quencher H2.0 Flowstate Tumbler
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December 22, 2021Ten Things to Say Instead of “No Thanks, I Don’t Drink”
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May 27, 2020As If Things Weren’t Bad Enough, You Also Like Sparkling Water Now
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September 8, 2017Write Drunk, Edit Sober
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March 29, 2017The Saddest Places I’ve Drank While Visiting Home in the Suburbs
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February 1, 20175 Tips to Surviving a Month Without Drinking by Someone Who Really Hated Doing It
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September 9, 2016How to Be a Better Teacher-Person Through Apathy: Teachers Who Drink and Drinkers Who Teach
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August 4, 2016Unpopular Beer Mile Spinoffs
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday