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All posts tagged
drinking
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January 3, 2025Local Alternatives to “California Sober”
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February 23, 2024A Timeline of My Attempt to Drink a Beer on a Friday Night Before My Toddler Goes to Bed
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January 26, 2024Sublease Agreement for Stanley Quencher H2.0 Flowstate Tumbler
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December 22, 2021Ten Things to Say Instead of “No Thanks, I Don’t Drink”
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May 27, 2020As If Things Weren’t Bad Enough, You Also Like Sparkling Water Now
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September 8, 2017Write Drunk, Edit Sober
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March 29, 2017The Saddest Places I’ve Drank While Visiting Home in the Suburbs
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February 1, 20175 Tips to Surviving a Month Without Drinking by Someone Who Really Hated Doing It
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September 9, 2016How to Be a Better Teacher-Person Through Apathy: Teachers Who Drink and Drinkers Who Teach
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August 4, 2016Unpopular Beer Mile Spinoffs
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner