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drinking
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February 23, 2024A Timeline of My Attempt to Drink a Beer on a Friday Night Before My Toddler Goes to Bed
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January 26, 2024Sublease Agreement for Stanley Quencher H2.0 Flowstate Tumbler
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December 22, 2021Ten Things to Say Instead of “No Thanks, I Don’t Drink”
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May 27, 2020As If Things Weren’t Bad Enough, You Also Like Sparkling Water Now
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September 8, 2017Write Drunk, Edit Sober
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March 29, 2017The Saddest Places I’ve Drank While Visiting Home in the Suburbs
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February 1, 20175 Tips to Surviving a Month Without Drinking by Someone Who Really Hated Doing It
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September 9, 2016How to Be a Better Teacher-Person Through Apathy: Teachers Who Drink and Drinkers Who Teach
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August 4, 2016Unpopular Beer Mile Spinoffs
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March 31, 2016“Liquor Before Beer?” The Ultimate Drinking Cheatsheet
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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November 1, 2024270 Reasons: Because on January 6, I Was More Afraid Working at the Capitol Than During My Entire Army Deployment to Iraq
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November 1, 2024Template for Donald Trump’s “I Don’t Accept the Election Results” Speeches
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October 31, 2024This Election Wouldn’t Be So Close If My Historically Unpopular Opponent Wasn’t Such a Shrewd Campaigner