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December 5, 2022An Honest Lease Agreement
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September 7, 2022A Non-Disclosure Agreement Between Me, a Parent/Content Creator, and You, My Toddler/Content
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May 5, 2021Updated Privacy Policy From Your Children
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December 3, 2018Before Bingeing on Hallmark Holiday Movies, Please Agree to These Terms
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May 24, 2017Section 8F of Donald and Melania Trump’s Prenuptial Agreement: Handholding
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May 17, 2017End User License Agreement for Supporting Donald Trump
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March 28, 2016Tyler’s Flash Mob Marriage Proposal Waiver
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July 20, 2015Exiting Agreement for Save Our World Today
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March 4, 2015The Review Submission Policies Agreement Form
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April 4, 2014Grimm’s Terms and Conditions for Your Three Wishes
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 14, 2024An Open Letter from the Other Side of the World to the 50.2 Percent of Americans Who Probably Won’t Read This and the 48.1 Percent Who Might
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 26, 2024I Am a Guy in a Patagonia UV Hoodie, and I Have Never Been Indoors
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November 26, 2024Six Tips for a Young Writer Whose Father Just Emailed Them a Poem He Wrote and Asked, “Thoughts?”
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November 25, 2024We’re the Nine Muses, and We’re All Exactly Sixteen Years Old
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat