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August 12, 2024Imagined Messages from My Dying Plants
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March 26, 2018I’ll Ping You
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June 14, 2017I Hope These Messages In Bottles Are Found In the Same Order That They Were Written
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February 9, 2009Excerpts From the Collected Answering-Machine Messages of Lyricist Tim Rice
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June 18, 2004Andrew W.K.‘s Inspirational Website Messages or Charles Manson’s Poetry?
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April 14, 2004Selected Messages from the More Than 600 Posted on Yahoo News in Response to a Story About the University of Wisconsin at Madison Developing an Ultraviolet Laser to Slice Cheese by “Blasting Apart the Molecular Bonds.”
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October 10, 2002Windows Messages, as if Rewritten by Scott, This Guy Who Bullied Me in the Second Grade.
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October 3, 2002This Is Mitch, Part Two
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October 2, 2002This Is Mitch, Part One
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April 12, 2001Inspirational Messages Found in Southern California Public High Schools, As Observed by a Substitute Teacher
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday