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monkeys
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February 22, 2023Ten Better Responses the Doctor Could Have Said to the Five-Monkeys-Jumping-on-the-Bed Parent Instead of “No More Monkeys Jumping on the Bed!”
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May 17, 2017We Are President Trump’s Interview Preparedness Team
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October 9, 2013Why a Gorilla Nanny is the Right Choice for Our Family
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September 16, 2011Monkey Business.
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August 3, 2011Things the Doctor Really Said When Called About the Monkeys Jumping On the Bed
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January 25, 2011The Towelman’s Concern
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September 27, 2007Jokes by Brian Beatty: Monkey Business
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May 21, 2007One Thousand Monkeys Rise Up
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January 7, 2005Alternative Punishments for the Monkey, Seeing How Spanking is Cruel
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June 1, 2001Things I’ve Said or Overheard Said to the Monkeys in My Laboratory
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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