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All posts tagged
monkeys
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February 19, 2025I Gave a Thousand Typewriters to a Thousand Monkeys, but Instead of Hamlet, They Just Keep Writing Sylvia Plath’s The Bell Jar
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February 22, 2023Ten Better Responses the Doctor Could Have Said to the Five-Monkeys-Jumping-on-the-Bed Parent Instead of “No More Monkeys Jumping on the Bed!”
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May 17, 2017We Are President Trump’s Interview Preparedness Team
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October 9, 2013Why a Gorilla Nanny is the Right Choice for Our Family
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September 16, 2011Monkey Business.
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August 3, 2011Things the Doctor Really Said When Called About the Monkeys Jumping On the Bed
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January 25, 2011The Towelman’s Concern
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September 27, 2007Jokes by Brian Beatty: Monkey Business
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May 21, 2007One Thousand Monkeys Rise Up
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January 7, 2005Alternative Punishments for the Monkey, Seeing How Spanking is Cruel
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 4, 2025The White House or The White Lotus?