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All posts tagged
tesla
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November 28, 2023Please Buy Tesla’s Cybertruck, Which Is Cool, Not Stupid
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September 5, 2023Our Self-Driving Cars Will Save Countless Lives, But They Will Kill Some of You First
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March 21, 2023Your Tesla Has Installed the Latest Update and Is Now a Toaster
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November 14, 2022Jay Gatsby Goes Full Self-Driving
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October 6, 2022Modes of Transportation I Trust More Than Tesla’s Self-Driving Cars
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January 24, 2020Bumper Stickers For Tesla Owners
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February 1, 2012Your Dreamcatcher is Clogged Again
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday