Step on a crack, break your mother’s back
Step on a line, break your father’s spine
Step on a flea, become a sucker MC
Step on some dirt, move in with William Hurt
Step on a rock, lose your favorite frock
Step on a bee, become a sucker MC
Step on a plant, remember Adam Ant?
Step on some grass, hey get off the grass
Step on a lime, travel back in time
Step on a crack vial, break your mother’s back vial
Step on a twig, listen to Edvard Grieg
Step on a tree, become a sucker MC
Step on a curb, use a passive verb
Step on Joyce DeWitt, throw a hysterical fit
Step on some paper, solve a thrilling caper
Step on some cardboard, change your name to “Mardboard”
Step on some trash, get way into Graham Nash
Step on a sucker MC, hey, wow, good job!