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parenting
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October 29, 2024Quoth the Baby, “Waah. Waah. Waah”
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October 16, 2024A Sociological Guide to the Parents at Your Local Playground
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October 10, 2024I’m the “Scoopy Daddy”: Clarifying My New Approach to Parenting
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October 7, 2024Nine Great Thinkers Offer Manifestos for Getting Your Kid Out the Door on Time
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September 19, 2024A Note from Your Child’s School About Its Apps and Websites
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September 18, 2024A Letter You Can Give to Your Children in Twenty Years Explaining That You Don’t Have Photos or Videos of Them as Babies Because You Couldn’t Figure Out How to Handle Your Phone’s Storage
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September 11, 2024Our Baby Name Book Acknowledges That There’s More to Life Than Infancy
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September 5, 2024This is NOT a Tradwife’s Confession About the Joys of Back-to-School
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August 30, 2024New School Year Drop-Off and Pick-Up Rules
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August 27, 2024The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Youth Sports Parent
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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November 15, 2024I’m Robert F. Kennedy Jr., and It’s Time to Build a Healthcare System for 2025 BCE