MIMBY – Maybe In My Back Yard
MINDY – Maybe In the Neighborhood Down Yonder [gestures that way]
SIMBA – Suitable In My Back Alley
TAFSA – Try A Few Streets Away
POOFY – Possibly On Our Front Yard
PONY – Perhaps Our Neighbor’s Yard
IGOODFAB – I Guess On Our Deck For A Bit
ARBYS – Around the Rogers’ Backyard Shed
OBESITY – Ok, But Everything Stays Inside The Yard
ACTUALLY – Also, Consider Trying to Use A Little Less Yard
HAMILTON – How About a Mother-In-Law Type Option Nearby
HANDMAIDS – How About Next Door, Maybe, Assuming I Don’t See
MAMBO NUMBER FIVE – Maybe Analyze More Buildings Objectively, Nicely Undermining Many Baseless Excuses Reactionary Fighters Inevitably Voice Endlessly
THANOS – There’s Half A Neighborhood Opening Shortly