“People across the globe are standing up against sexual harassment and assault by posting the phrase ‘me too’ on Facebook and Twitter in an effort to show how widespread the problem has become.” — The Boston Globe, 10/15/17
1. Your daughter
2. Your mother
3. Your grandmother
4. Your wife
5. Your girlfriend
6. Your ex-girlfriend
7. Your sister
8. Your other sister
9. Your niece
10. Your aunt
11. Your great-aunt
12. Your cousin
13. Your cousin twice removed
14. Your boss
15. Your coworker
16. Your friends (including Dave. It doesn’t only happen to women)
17. Your neighbor
18. Your first-grade teacher
19. Your favorite actress
20. Your least favorite actress
21. Her favorite actress
22. The girl who made your coffee this morning
23. The woman who made your lunch this afternoon
24. The woman you saw at the gym today
25. The woman sitting across from you on the train (while she was sitting across from you on the train)
26. The cashier at your grocery store
27. The women at the laundromat (yes, all of them)
28. The woman who wrote the article you’re reading
29. The woman you just checked out but didn’t say anything to (another guy did)
30. The woman who wrote the article you just read
31. The woman who just walked past you with her daughter
32. Her daughter (she’s only 9)
33. My unborn daughter(s)
34. My mother
35. My grandmother
36. My sister
37. My cousins (all of them, including Matt and Joe)
38. My aunts
39. My former bosses
40. My coworkers (past and present)
41. My neighbors
42. My third-grade teacher
43. My friends
44. My enemies
45. Me