Precious Bacon
Cy Twombly
Calamari Soother
Office Crackpot
Mint & Dolphin Steamer
Liquid Apology
Milwaukee Bed Pan
David Hyde Pierce
Fried Onion Dilemma
Racquetball Almond
Vanilla Shot-Callin’ Cracker-Ass Goodness
Plaque de Menthe
Boiling Anger
Passive-Aggressive Pleaser
Yannick Noah Aroma
Nightstalker Fogg
Zubaz Juice
Trig Teacher’s Breakroom
Simpering Copy Editor
Uncle Gary’s Anti-D.T.’s Blend
Elderly Bathwater
Burbling Furnace Scrapings
Mountain Goat Pen
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PREMIUM GIFT TEAS FOR WHICH I’M OFFERING CONSULTING SERVICES
Forgiveness by Steak-Umm Corp.
My Chance by State Farm Insurance
Marmalade Tears by Denny’s
Zoloft Oolong by Max Azria BCBG