Hello, Sam. Who’s a big bear? Who’s a big bear? See how Diane is watching you? Sam is a big, beautiful animal. Aren’t you, Sam? Aren’t you? Touched your nose! Bing!
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Look at this—the ground is all torn up. That was some fight! Here’s a clump of Cliff’s hair. Looks like Norm really messed him up. Behold the power of nature.
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God, Allah, Big Buddhist Swirly Thing, whatever you are, please, PLEASE let it rain. Things are getting so bad here at Cheers. Oh, God, please let it rain! Carla is eating her cubs.
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Come back with my hat, you fucking Frasier!