Hungry black wallaby
You forgot the lead apron
Draft dodger looking suspicious
Walking on an uneven sidewalk, tripping, making it seem like jogging for a few paces
Tree growing toward sun, then nuclear winter
Weasel chasing, catching, and raping squirrel
Turtle greeting rock, rock not impressed
Toe stub, then rest after cussing
Lotus addressing lily pads in a racist manner
Baby sticking finger in electrical socket
Electrician sticking finger in baby
Man holding hot fork with thighs
Shaved kitten licking twice, then twice more
Old woman dressed in outfit that is unbecoming
Queechee Gorge
One carp, two carp, red carp, dead carp
Man with SARS entering elevator with three paranoid asthmatics
Garden gnome acting aloof
Woman on subway platform seeing someone she knows, waving frantically, then realizing it is a stranger; acting like it was a nervous tick and smiling apologetically to passersby
The Bernadette Peters