Christian
Husband of Deborah, Father of Alicia
American
Firefighter
Bassist for Fairweather Johnson, the Syracuse Area’s Best Hootie & The Blowfish Cover Band
Estranged Husband of Deborah, Father to Alicia
Spiritual Seeker
Ex-Husband to Deborah, Practically a Stepfather to Alicia, Sworn Enemy of Duane
Unitarian
Screamer at Duane Outside the Library Where He Works
“Not the Man” Deborah Married, “A Loser” According to Alicia
Zoroastrian
Bassist for Hootie & The Clonefish, the Syracuse Area’s Third-Best Hootie & The Blowfish Cover Band
Guy With Weird Foot Thing That’ll Probably Go Away On Its Own
Cable TV Subscriber
Guy With Foot Thing That Is Definitely Getting Worse Since It Has a Smell Now
Hider In the Backseat of Duane’s Car, Giving Duane the Biggest Fucking Surprise of Duane’s Life
Duane Puncher
Duane Restraining Order Restrainee
Guy With Just One Foot
Opioid Addict
Loaner of $500 to Alicia to Pay for “Some Medical Stuff, Don’t Tell Duane” as If Duane is Jesus Christ Himself Back From Heaven, Too Holy
to Pay for His Stepdaughter’s Abortion
Cable TV Subscription Canceller
Hospital Patient Who Wonders, “How Could This Foot Thing Spread to a Second Foot When First Foot Isn’t Even There Anymore?”
Face Briefly Glimpsed Outside the Back Window of the Big, Nice House Duane Lives In With My Family
Arsonist
Police Custody Escapee
Spirit Airlines Passenger
Wheelchair-Bound Non-Permanent Resident of Ecuador
Bassist/Singer For Hooblie & The Fishtootblowsers, the Portoviejo Area’s Most Drug-Addled, One-Man Hootie & The Blowfish Cover Band
Husband of Pain, Father of His Own Destruction
Atheist