Okay, let’s get this settled once and for all.
TOP RACK:
Glass drinking glasses
Plastic drinking glasses
Plastic bowls
Keys
Coffee mugs (from least to most inspiring)
Glass drinking plastics
Magnets
Scented candles
Forks
BOTTOM RACK:
Ceramic plates
Glass cookware
Cutting boards
Cutting swords
Magazines
Small pots
Beach Boys records
Wine bottles
Masks
Toasters
SILVERWARE TRAY:
Spoons
Butter knives (points downward)
Cheese knives (points upward)
Steak knives (propped up in steaks)
Contact lenses
Rolled up poems and wishes
Syringes
Loose gemstones
Ants
NEVER PUT IN THE DISHWASHER:
Wooden spoons
Good kitchen knives
Naughty kitchen knives
Souvenir Christkindlmarket boot-shaped mugs (1981 – 2013)
Jars with adhesive labels
Other dishwashers
Toby
Any cursed items
Sterling silver
Vintage carapaces
Faith
Trust
Hopes
Dreams
Dishes