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Carlos Greaves
Carlos is an Afro-Latino engineer, writer, and filmmaker. He writes the weekly humor newsletter Shades of Greaves if you’re into that sort of thing. His first book, Spoilers: Essays That Might Ruin Your Favorite Hollywood Movies, which includes essays based on work that previously appeared in McSweeney’s, was highlighted in Vulture’s Best Comedy Books of 2023.
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November 26, 2024I Am a Guy in a Patagonia UV Hoodie, and I Have Never Been Indoors
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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October 28, 2024The Trump Campaign Distances Itself from Tony Hinchcliffe’s Joke About Puerto Rico Because It Was Not Actually a Joke
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October 9, 2024Leaked Transcript of the Secret Meeting Where Democrats Control the Weather
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July 23, 2024Kamala Harris is a DEI Hire; We Need a President Who Earned Everything Himself
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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April 5, 2024The 2044 Election Is the Most Important Election of Our Lifetimes
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February 16, 2024Going to Graduate School or Making a TikTok?
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November 20, 2023Popular Dystopian Fiction If It Were Describing 2023
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October 31, 2023The Dad from Hocus Pocus Wants to Know What the Fuck Happened to His House
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October 4, 2023Lady, I Don’t Care How Good the Food Is, You Cannot Have an Orgasm in This Restaurant
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September 25, 2023Thanks to a Generous Donation, the United States Supreme Court Will Be Renamed the Koch Center for Justice
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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November 29, 2024Famous Authors Lose Their Moms in Department Stores