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The Dread Lord Nyarlathotep Presidential Library
In which Andrew Paul chronicles the life, times, and terrors of America’s first Lovecraftian Commander-in-Chief.
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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September 16, 2024I’m Sorry, Nyarlathotep, But Now Is Not the Time to Pursue a New Hobgoblin Consort Like Laura Loomer
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July 15, 2024Today, We’re All Nyarlathotep’s Death Cultists
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January 21, 2021Well, We Gave Nyarlathotep a Chance and He Gave Us Four Years of Horror, But It’s Time to Move on As a Nation
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November 16, 2020Why Isn’t Dread Lord Nyarlathotep Respecting Our Time-Honored Peaceful Transition of Power?
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June 30, 2020But Nyarlathotep Promised Us New Cenobite Judges Dedicated to Women’s Suffering!
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March 16, 2020Is It Just Me, Or Does the Outer God Nyarlathotep Seem Ill-Equipped to Handle an Old-Fashioned Biblical Plague?
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January 28, 2020Yes, One of Nyarlathotep’s Nether-Daemons Escaped With Vital News From the Room of Gnashing Misery, But Is it Really All That Important to Hear Their Horrific Tale?
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September 25, 2019A Phone Conversation Between Dread Lord Nyarlathotep and a Minor Shoggoth Regarding Investigating Rival Great Old One, Hastur
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell
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September 5, 2018I Am Part of the Resistance Inside Nyarlathotep’s Death Cult
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May 4, 2018Sorry, But I Don’t See How Nyarlathotep’s Death Cult Is Negatively Affecting American Discourse
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 14, 2024An Open Letter from the Other Side of the World to the 50.2 Percent of Americans Who Probably Won’t Read This and the 48.1 Percent Who Might
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 18, 2024I Am a Passionate Mid-Level University Administrator, and I’m Gonna Administrate the Shit Out of This Place
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November 26, 2024I Am a Guy in a Patagonia UV Hoodie, and I Have Never Been Indoors
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November 26, 2024Six Tips for a Young Writer Whose Father Just Emailed Them a Poem He Wrote and Asked, “Thoughts?”
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November 25, 2024We’re the Nine Muses, and We’re All Exactly Sixteen Years Old
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November 25, 2024How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat