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authoritarianism
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October 28, 2024The Starfleet Gazette Will Not Be Endorsing a Candidate for President of the United Federation of Planets
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April 11, 2023Finally, a Book That Cannot Be Banned
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November 3, 2022What the Hell Else Has to Happen for You to Get Off Your Butt and Vote?
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July 6, 2022I Am a Pro-Life Activist Who Will Now Happily Retire from Politics
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August 27, 2020We Should Not Punish White Teens for Their Naïve Acts of Terrorism
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August 14, 2020In Defense of President Trump’s Decision to Destroy the Nation’s Roads
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July 28, 2020Sending In More Stormtroopers Is the Only Way to Restore Law and Order to the Rogue Planet of Alderaan
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June 12, 2020A Movie Guide for People Who Think Racial Equality Demonstrations Are Constitutional, Sure, But Also Totally Ruining America
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June 12, 2020Flag Day Desperately Hopes Trump Forgets It Exists This Year
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June 5, 2020Senator Susan Collins Responds to the Federal Government’s Deployment of People-Eating Machines to End Protests
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November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 14, 2024An Open Letter from the Other Side of the World to the 50.2 Percent of Americans Who Probably Won’t Read This and the 48.1 Percent Who Might
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November 11, 2024Wow, Trump Has Already Fixed So Many Problems That Definitely Existed
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November 22, 2024Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
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November 22, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Filmmaker and Musician Boots Riley
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November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
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November 21, 2024I’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee