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October 23, 2024A Stump Speech by a Mayoral Candidate Who Just Learned the Werewolves Terrorizing the Town Might Endorse Him
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August 27, 2024Actually, Our City Is Not Weird
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February 14, 2024As President, I Will Champion Gen X Rights
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October 24, 2023We Must Give Equal Airtime to the Democratic Incumbent and the Guy Who Wants Everyone to Drink Their Own Piss
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October 31, 2022If Elected, I Promise to Murder You
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October 25, 2022If I Emailed My Parents Like Democrats Email Me
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May 4, 2022A Fundraising Email from the Galactic Senate Majority Leader
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October 27, 2020Questions You May Be Asked While Phone Banking For The Skeleton Prince
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October 19, 2020The Only Thing Standing Between This Country and Pure, Unadulterated Disaster is Your $7 Campaign Donation
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June 24, 2020If You Don’t Donate $2 to My Campaign In the Next 16 Minutes, I’ll Be Forced to Dive Head First In Front of This Rickshaw
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 20, 2025Welcome Home, President Nyarlathotep
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January 17, 2025Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
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January 17, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Annie Leibovitz
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January 17, 2025It’s About Time Our Government Finally Reflects the Real America—An Airport Terminal at 10 a.m. on a Weekday