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October 23, 2024A Stump Speech by a Mayoral Candidate Who Just Learned the Werewolves Terrorizing the Town Might Endorse Him
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August 27, 2024Actually, Our City Is Not Weird
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February 14, 2024As President, I Will Champion Gen X Rights
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October 24, 2023We Must Give Equal Airtime to the Democratic Incumbent and the Guy Who Wants Everyone to Drink Their Own Piss
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October 31, 2022If Elected, I Promise to Murder You
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October 25, 2022If I Emailed My Parents Like Democrats Email Me
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May 4, 2022A Fundraising Email from the Galactic Senate Majority Leader
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October 27, 2020Questions You May Be Asked While Phone Banking For The Skeleton Prince
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October 19, 2020The Only Thing Standing Between This Country and Pure, Unadulterated Disaster is Your $7 Campaign Donation
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June 24, 2020If You Don’t Donate $2 to My Campaign In the Next 16 Minutes, I’ll Be Forced to Dive Head First In Front of This Rickshaw
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