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canada
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March 12, 2025Canada’s Top-Secret Plan to Annex the United States
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February 20, 2025So You’re Trying to Rationalize Rooting for USA Hockey as Our Country Turns into an Autocracy
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January 8, 2025Canadians Politely Decline Statehood
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May 17, 2024If Trump Wins, I’m Going to Have to Move to Canada to Be Closer to My Long-Distance Girlfriend, Lisa
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July 1, 2021FAQ: Canada
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October 12, 2020The Radical Differences Between Canadian and American Thanksgiving
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August 10, 2020I Definitely Have a Female Vice President… But She Lives In Canada
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July 1, 2020Canadian Proverbs
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October 11, 2019If I Made Up My New Canadian Girlfriend, Then Where Did I Get All This Free Healthcare?
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July 1, 2019How to Celebrate Canada Day Like a Canadian
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 1, 2025An Open Letter to ICE Regarding My Potential Disappearance
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March 31, 2025We Will No Longer Waste Taxpayer Money on Anything, Since Nothing Is Real
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas