centrists

The Independent Voter: An Ethnographic Study

We Would Do Something, But Then We Wouldn’t Have the Power to Do Something, So We Can’t Do Something

Just Because I’m a Democrat Doesn’t Mean I Believe in Something Crazy Like Guaranteeing Everyone the Right to Vote

I’m Skipping the Second Dose of the COVID Vaccine Because I’m an Insufferable Centrist

As a Centrist Democrat, I Ran on a Promise to Fix Killer Shower Clowns. But Now That I’m in Office, I Believe We Should Consider the Issue More Cautiously

Mike Bloomberg Can Win This Election!

I’ll Have to Vote For Trump Because the Democrats Are Too Liberal and Also Because I’m Possessed By the Demon Abaddon and His Army of Locusts

Democrats Must Appeal to the Tiny Margin of People Who Voted for Trump and Might Be Open to Supporting a Moderate Democrat in 2020

I’m Pete Buttigieg, and After a Lot of Soul-Searching, I’ve Realized That I Am a Young Joe Biden

Liberals Must Stop Condemning My Moral Cowardice and General Ineptitude