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All posts tagged
debt
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August 30, 2024Buy an iPad for College. Get $180,000 in Student Loan Debt
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August 24, 2023I’ve Got a New Lease on Life
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March 1, 2023How Can We Afford to Bail Out Student Loan Borrowers When We Can Barely Afford to Bail Out the Entire Airline Industry, Citigroup, Bank of America, AIG, Bear Stearns, Chrysler, and Then the Entire Airline Industry Again?
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September 27, 2022The White House’s Plan to Cancel Student Loan Debt Will Cost—Who Cares? Money Is Made Up and We Spend Twice That Much on the Military Every Year
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April 29, 2022Forgiving Student Debt Is the Right Thing to Do, Which Is Why I, Mitt Romney, Am Against It
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April 14, 2022Let Our Student Debt Go: A Passover Story
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February 25, 2022Say Hello to Satan, Your New Student Loan Servicer
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May 12, 2020Why I Love My Private Health Insurance and You Should Too (Love My Private Health Insurance)
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April 23, 2019Putting a Safety Rail Around Our Zoo’s Tiger Pit Would Be a Slap in the Face to All the People Who Previously Fell into the Pit and Got Mauled
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September 19, 2017Help! I Just Clicked Gmail’s Automated Responses and Now I am On a Deserted Island in Fiji for Having Accrued Too Much Debt
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad
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November 8, 2024Finally, the Elites Have Been Defeated by the Billionaires