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November 28, 2023Please Buy Tesla’s Cybertruck, Which Is Cool, Not Stupid
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September 5, 2023Our Self-Driving Cars Will Save Countless Lives, But They Will Kill Some of You First
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May 15, 2023I Will Defend Free Speech to the Death. Or Until an Autocrat Asks Me to Stop
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April 14, 2023Elon Musk Comes for the Sneetches
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March 29, 2023The White Hand of Saruman Will Be Given Only to Uruk-hai Who Subscribe to SaruBlue
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March 21, 2023Your Tesla Has Installed the Latest Update and Is Now a Toaster
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February 13, 2023Candy Heart Messages After Elon Musk Buys Sweethearts for $44 Billion
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January 11, 2023What to Do with Your Twitter Account Now That Elon Musk Has Given Control of the Company to a Translucent Floating Orb Full of Crane Eggs
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December 15, 2022I Believe in Free Speech, So Long as I Get to Change What Free Speech Means to Whatever I Want
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November 28, 2022Goodbye to All That: A Writer on Leaving Twitter
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