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February 24, 2025To Increase Government Efficiency, Every Federal Employee Must Write an Email No One Will Read
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 18, 2025Thanks to Our New Efficiency Czar, the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Is Saving More Money Than Ever
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February 13, 2025Government Welfare Is Evil, Unless the Money Goes to the Wealthiest Man in the World
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 12, 2025We’re Being Maximally Transparent. For Instance, We [REDACTED]
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February 6, 2025Welcome to Cybertruck Anger Management
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 3, 2025Elon Musk’s Directive on How to Change a Light Bulb in a Federal Building
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January 22, 2025This Is How You Normalize Performing a Fascist Gesture
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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February 21, 2025Don’t Tread on Me—Unless You’re a Billionaire with a Ketamine Addiction, in Which Case I Enthusiastically Support It
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations