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All posts tagged
fourth-of-july
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July 5, 2024President Whitmore from Independence Day Debates His Challenger
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July 3, 2024How I Imagine the Drafting of the Declaration of Independence Would Have Gone If the Founders Had Been Eating Buffalo Chicken Pizza
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July 3, 2024How to Tell Whether Someone is Liberal or Conservative on the Fourth of July
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July 2, 2024Supreme Court–Approved Ways to Celebrate the Fourth of July
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July 3, 2023John Hancock Explains His Big Signature
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June 29, 2023Ron DeSantis’s Fourth of July Party Prep List
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July 2, 2021Fireworks for People Who Don’t Like Fireworks
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July 3, 2020We Apologize That Instead of July Fourth Bunting, We Accidentally Shipped You a Box Full of Snakes
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July 3, 2019Some Notes on This Year’s Fireworks Display
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July 3, 2019Happy 2019th Birthday, America!
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 3, 2025President Trump’s Tariffs Will Help America Win the War Against Birds
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April 4, 2025The White House or The White Lotus?