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October 2, 2024JD Vance, a Very Normal Human Man, Sells Used Cars
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October 2, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Midwest Niceties
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September 12, 2024J. D. Vance Imagines a Day in the Life of a Pet-Eating Immigrant
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September 10, 2024But What If I Don’t Care for Hope and Joy?
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September 6, 2024As a Feminist, I Believe a Woman Can Be Miserable Whether She Is Childless or Not
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August 19, 2024The Postmenopausal Woman’s Purpose-Driven Life
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August 19, 2024Last-Minute Changes to My Forthcoming Political Memoir
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August 14, 2024I’m Sorry If My Past Actions Made Me Seem Like a Good Person
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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