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jd-vance
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February 10, 2025Normalizing Indian Hate Makes Me a Good Father and Husband
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October 2, 2024JD Vance, a Very Normal Human Man, Sells Used Cars
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October 2, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Midwest Niceties
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September 12, 2024J. D. Vance Imagines a Day in the Life of a Pet-Eating Immigrant
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September 10, 2024But What If I Don’t Care for Hope and Joy?
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September 6, 2024As a Feminist, I Believe a Woman Can Be Miserable Whether She Is Childless or Not
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August 19, 2024The Postmenopausal Woman’s Purpose-Driven Life
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August 19, 2024Last-Minute Changes to My Forthcoming Political Memoir
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August 14, 2024I’m Sorry If My Past Actions Made Me Seem Like a Good Person
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 26, 2025Excerpts from a Red-Hot Right-Wing Romance Novel
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March 25, 2025The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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March 31, 2025Son, I Forbid You to Join That Rowdy, No-Good Zorba the Greek Fan Club
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March 28, 2025Although I Voted for You to Be Turned into Soup, There’s No Reason We Can’t Be Friends Before You Are Liquefied
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu