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sports
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February 20, 2025So You’re Trying to Rationalize Rooting for USA Hockey as Our Country Turns into an Autocracy
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August 13, 2024This Publicly Funded Stadium Will Benefit Everyone Who Owns the Stadium
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July 31, 2024Sports That Would Have Been Introduced If Boston Hosted the 2024 Olympics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian
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May 28, 2024Pep Talk
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June 14, 2022Increasingly Difficult Situations to Catch a Foul Ball in the Stands
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March 30, 2022Cry, You Unworthy Tenderfoot, Upon Learning These Seven Unforgiving Rules of Pickleball
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September 9, 2021In This House, We’re an All-American Football Family
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July 22, 2021The European Men’s Beach Volleyball Disciplinary Commission Defends Its Banana Hammock Rule
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July 16, 2021Athletes Should Stick to Sports and Stop Inserting Themselves into Inter-Dimensional Conflicts on Behalf of the Looney Tunes
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February 27, 2025“Democracy Dies in Darkness” Wasn’t a Warning; It Was Our End Goal
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February 27, 2025Changes Our University Is Making to Pre-Comply with Possible Future Regulations
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February 26, 2025An Updated Guide to Generations
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 11, 2025“He’s Just Trolling Us,” I Say as I Pay Two Hundred Dollars for Eggs and Our Town Gets Measles for the Second Year in a Row
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March 11, 2025Let’s Save Western Civilization by Being Cruel Motherfuckers
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 10, 2025Kirkus Reviews of Trump’s Second Term