Q: Do you have a cigarette?
A: I have an ARRAY, but it’s a POLAR ARRAY.
Q: How are you?
A: Oh, you know, UNDO-REDO.
Q: Pardon me, do you have the time?
A: Why, yes, it’s twenty-five to SPLINE.
Q: Can you tell me how to get to [insert location]?
A: Yeah, sure. Uh [thinking], go straight down ZOOM PREVIOUS, no, wait, ZOOM EXTENTS, yeah, and then make a left on CHAMFER. You can’t miss it.
Q: What’s up?
A: EDIT POLYLINE. Ha ha, HATCH?
Q: Do you know if it’s supposed to rain?
A: I heard EXPLODE, with a slight chance of CHANGE TO CURRENT LAYER in the afternoon.