Horton Hears a Leaf Blower
Horton Hears a Car Alarm
Horton Hears a Teenager, Who Apparently Doesn’t Believe in Car Mufflers, Driving Way Too Damn Fast
Horton Hears an Ambulance
Horton Hopes It’s for the Teenager
Horton Hears a Basketball Bouncing
Horton Always Hears a Basketball Bouncing
Horton Hears a Basketball Bouncing So Fucking Much That Horton Now Feels Like He’s Living in a Real-Life Version of Poe’s “The Tell-Tale Heart”
Horton Hears an Inner Voice Telling Him to Grab the Basketball
Horton Hears a Middle-Aged Woman Sprinting Down the Street Desperately Clutching Onto the Basketball and Laughing Maniacally
Horton Hears the Basketball Being Angrily Stuffed Down the Neighborhood Storm Drain
Horton Hears Rumors of a Lawsuit