Sharp Cheddar
Extra-sharp Cheddar
Jagged Havarti
Ignorant Emmental
Surly Roquefort
Wayward feta
Infectious Gorgonzola
Belligerent Gouda
Felonious Swiss
Recidivist Brie
Knife-wielding pepper jack
Knife-wielding-zombie pepper jack
Explosive Camembert
American
Army-of-mutant-tiger-spiders Asiago
Nuclear-brinksmanship Provolone
Gargantuan-asteroid-on-a-direct-course-for-Earth Jarlsberg
Fist-of-God Colby
Nacho