Members of a Los Angeles-Area Cheesecake Factory Wait Staff (Listed in Order of Appearance)

Featured Menu Items at the Existentialist’s Café

My Recent Interview to Simply Rent a Small House in Los Angeles for Six Months

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Los Angeles residents love actors, singers, and Kobe. San Franciscans prefer “granola people” – bicyclists, bearded Democrats, people with bisexual dads…”

Hi, I’ll Be Your Waiter Interrupting a Really Hard Conversation

Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace

Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Filmmaker and Musician Boots Riley

Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?

I’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee