I knew it was time to trim my beard when crazy panhandlers started offering me their spare change and that was where I stashed it.
Please help support our writers and keep our site ad-free by becoming a patron.
The Believer Magazine
Trending 🔥
-
November 13, 2024Sure, I Voted for Someone Whose Policies Might Kill You, but Now’s the Time to Put Aside Our Differences
-
November 8, 2024Updates on the Arc of the Moral Universe
-
November 14, 2024An Open Letter from the Other Side of the World to the 50.2 Percent of Americans Who Probably Won’t Read This and the 48.1 Percent Who Might
-
November 11, 2024Wow, Trump Has Already Fixed So Many Problems That Definitely Existed
Recently
-
November 22, 2024Reasons That I, a Trans Woman, Have Had to Use the Bathroom at My Workplace
-
November 22, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Filmmaker and Musician Boots Riley
-
November 22, 2024Something about President-Elect Nyarlathotep’s Unholy Rebirth Feels Weird, Right?
-
November 21, 2024I’m a Good, Normal Family Man Who Just Wants to Inspect Your Genitals Before You Pee