January 21, 2010 Lists My Roommate’s Apparent Step-By-Step Method For Turning Off My Alarm Clock When I’m Out Of Town by Jason M. Mustian 1. Turn up volume 2. Change radio station 3. Switch from FM to AM 4. Switch from radio to buzzer 5. Unplug Radios Roommates Sleep Alarms Clocks Please help support our writers and keep our site ad-free by becoming a patron. Become a patron Subscribe to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency’s Substack Subscribe to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency’s Newsletter